He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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