Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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