Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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