Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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