not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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