Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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