so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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