found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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