There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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