i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The Olympian is in my bed
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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