im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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