Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
