4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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