found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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