Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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