So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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