just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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