if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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