Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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