Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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