I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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