Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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