): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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