so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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