Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Holy shit dude........stairs
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