the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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