I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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