what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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