just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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