Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have fence marks all over my body
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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