Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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