so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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