Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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