I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
