I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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