btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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