PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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