Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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