What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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