Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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