That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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