I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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