i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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