This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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