so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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