Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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