I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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