I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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