he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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