This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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