"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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