I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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