I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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