Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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