I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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