therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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