so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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